Things that Citroen is deeply scared of 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 10/22/2015 at 19:40 • Filed to: None

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Ford F1000, who are unanimously driven by murderers, rapists, thieves and farmers.

Brian, The Life of > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 19:43

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F1000? I’d be scared, too.

Swayze Train GTi > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 19:48

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FARMERS? Bloody hell

Boxer_4 > Brian, The Life of 10/22/2015 at 19:51

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But it has a turbo...

Brian, The Life of > Boxer_4 10/22/2015 at 20:00

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Woah! This is actually a THING? I thought Citroen typo’d. I shouldn’t be surprised. The Brazilians had gotten some sweet, sweet Ford truckthings!

My citroen won't start > Brian, The Life of 10/22/2015 at 20:11

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We had some really weird stuff.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 20:13

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Ummm. Wut

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 20:21

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wat the devil

Birddog > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 20:56

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Brasil got Bumpside Fords until 1992? That’s awesome!

StoneCold > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 21:00

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AND METHODISTS!

My citroen won't start > StoneCold 10/22/2015 at 21:02

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OH GOD, NOT THOSE

Amoore100 > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 21:22

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Is this real or just a bad dream?

Jack Does Cars > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 21:45

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I’m scared of all those things. Especially farmers.

My citroen won't start > Jack Does Cars 10/22/2015 at 22:00

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Don’t trust farmers, don’t like farms

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > My citroen won't start 10/22/2015 at 22:51

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Is it sad that this reminds me of:

F10M5 > My citroen won't start 10/23/2015 at 07:38

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The famous “4 headlight” F1000...

I’d like to see a frontal crash test between this and a old wagon Volvo. The result would probably be a nuclear explosion.

Jack Does Cars > My citroen won't start 10/23/2015 at 08:26

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They’re always wearing hats, and speak in a near unintelligible dialect.

I don’t get it.

My citroen won't start > Jack Does Cars 10/23/2015 at 09:51

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Who willingly lives to do manual labour? On dirt?

Jack Does Cars > My citroen won't start 10/23/2015 at 10:00

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Sadists. Murderers. Sadist murderers.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > My citroen won't start 10/23/2015 at 11:20

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I kind of want one. The looks are... unique. They clearly picked through the parts bin for this one. All the pictures I could find show that the back is covered. Is it a pickup bed with a hard cover that you can remove, or is it a really huge trunk?